Playoffs Round 3 Recap - Even A Loser Can Be A Champion

Contributing Writer: Alonzo Beadle

Battle for the Championship!
It was League Championship Day as two teams marched onto the field. It would be Big Bad Mac Daddy MR CHA-CHING strutting his confident swag vs the losing 6 and 7 Ertz when Eifert. Just before kickoff MR CHA-CHING paced the sidelines and rallied his team with a cry, "it's in the bag, it's in the bag"!!!. Mean while the coach of Ertz when Eifert was trying to rally his beleaguered underachievers and shouted "How the Hell Did We Get HERE?!?!?! As the whistle blew the three day slug fest began with Ertz taking a shocking 19 pt lead but but there was plenty of game left. As an ill wind began to blow Any Given Sunday was fast approaching...

Day two began with both team team's heroes giving it all they had. Tyreek the Streak Hill gave 16 for CHA-CHING but it wouldn't be enough as the Eiferts let it ALL out on the field maintaining a few points lead with three player left on Monday and MR CHA-CHING with only one dice left to roll it would soon be all over 117-84!!! 

Congrats to Clay for all of your hard work and dedication to your team and the league. Your victory was well deserved. 

Battle for 3rd & 4th
The two would be Titans - Straight Outta Goffton and the Kashyyyk Wookies battled for Champagne wishes and Fantasy Dreams but both ended up coveting the Life Style of the Rich and Famous Ertz when Eifert.  Kashyyyk had an impressive season, ending in a 9-4 tie with MR CHA-CHING for most fantasy wins. Congrats to Kashyyyk Wookies for being one of the best teams in the League.  

Battle for 5th & 6th - Mediocrity Trophy
Chief Deflater took on Ram I Am Distracted for Most of the Season. During the game the Ram I Am Distracted's coach was missing and rumor has it he was found in the company of a feminine erm... "friend"... Congrats to Chief Deflater!

Battle for 7th & 8th
In a battle for "Does It Really Matter" the Golden One faced his 80's nemesis Lloyd Dobler. With Todd I'm no longer a Gurley-Man II plowing through the Tennessee Sticks for 52 unanswered point the Golden One was Done. Congrats to Lloyd for the win!

Battle for 9th & 10th
In the ALL Ladies Division the Packing Heat and Kiss My Heisman had a Powder Puff battle where Kiss's favorite, Kirk my Kissing Cousin landed 27 soft ones all over her Heisman and sealed the win. Congrats to Kiss My Heisman!

Battle for the Toilet Bowl Trophy
In the Last but Certainly Least Toilet Bowl Championship Obi-Juan Kenobi battled the Klueless one. With a combined 9 players scoring 6 to ZERO points both proved why they are bottom feeders. Klueless gave up his Care Bearing heart and conceded defeat even though he had a 1 pt. lead at the time proving himself completely Klueless! Congrats to the two of you for being at the bottom of the League. :D