Contributing Writer: Clay HuntIf you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with TRIUMPH and DISASTER and treat those two imposters the same; If you can make one heap of all your winnings; And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word of your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone and so hold on when there is nothing in you except the will which says to them "HOLD ON!" If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, or walk with kings -- nor loose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt hurt you; If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds of distance run, yours is the EARTH and all that's in it, and, which is more -- you'll be a man, my Son! - Rudyard Kipling Excerpts from one of my favorite poems and applies to the fun of fantasy football! Win or lose we all love it. Glad to be a part of a good group who enjoys it as much as I do!
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Contributing Writer: Dana Gretchen of Straight Outta GofftonSTRAIGHT OUTTA GOFFTON vs GOLDEN ONE: 107 – 103
Nothing straight about this matchup…. Pretty gay. IT ERTZ WHEN EIFERT vs CHIEF DEFLATER: 98 -74 The chief got Eiferted on and it Ertz. MR CHA-CHING vs LLOYD DOBLER: 123 - 96 Used his CHA-CHING to buy and eat a Peach Dobler. RAM I AM vs KASHYYYK WOOKIES: 128 – 82 When you live a life of mystery, it’s a mystery how you could ever win at fantasy football. PACKING HEAT vs KISS MY HEISMAN: 91 – 50 Packed the HEISMAN and sent it to Elmhurst Place. OBI-JUAN KENOBI vs KLUELESS IN CHICAGO: 91 – 73 Seems to be Klueless everywhere. PS: Sorry guys, I know usually do a much more sophisticated recap, but I traded my writing skillz for a Fantasy Championship, still waiting to hear back, but I think this one’s a real winner. All I can say is there is a strategy in trading, my trades are crappy but it’s just to get a conversation started, if you’re not into trading that’s fine, but if I send a trade for a player, that means, I’m interested in that player and always ready to negotiate, so it’s not a waste of time, if you’re even a tiny bit interested in trading, looking forward to the home stretch! LET’S GO RAMS!!! Dobler I’ll give you James white for Todd Gurley!? You know you wanna! Contributing Writer: Carlos Velasco of Mr. Cha-ChingIn their second meet of the year, Mr. Cha-Ching wanted some revenge and that’s exactly what he got. What should have been a relaxing Monday game with 2 players vs 1 was almost ruined with Tyreek Hill throwing an interception, and Kareem was nowhere to be found.
MR Cha-Ching defeats Kashyyyk Wookiees: 87-84 In what is looking like an amazing season, the Chief keeps deflating her opponents. With another great game from the #1 TE in football and her Defense just obliterating their opponent, putting up a whooping 30 points Klueless in Chicago had no justice in this week's matchup. Chief Deflater defeats Klueless in Chicago: 132-91 Talk about an amazing match! Both teams came out swinging. It could have gone either way for this week's two highest scorers. Put back what looked like a Zach Miller TD and Dobler wins but as we all know that’s how it goes in fantasy. As for Ertz it looks like his season is finally going as planned. He still has a losing record but it could be worse. Ertz when Eifert defeats Lloyd Dobler: 147-144 Golden One is finally on the winning side. Poor guy has had a tough time getting a win, and it will probably be the last win he gets. He’s looking like this year’s toilet bowl winner. That pretty pony shirt is gonna find a new home. Packing Heat suffered from a BYE week, having multiple guys out and Ajayi not seeming find his mojo from last year. Golden One Defeats Packing Heat: 104-82 Yoda’s cousin looked like he had the force with him this week beating Goffton or as we know him “Worst Trade Offer.” Even with Obi’s star QB out, he still pulled out a win. The KC defense saved the week and let’s not forget Will Fuller V looked very nice sitting on the bench with his 33 points. Maybe he will take my kicker for Julio and Marshawn since they put up about the same amount of points. Obi Juan defeats Straight Outta Goffton: 88-76 Like most teams this year, Kiss looked forward to playing Ram I Am as it is almost always a sure win. This week’s matchup came down to the TE matchup where Jack Doyle came out of nowhere and had his best game of the year, outperforming Jordan Reed’s goose egg (0 points). While Wilson (44 points) could have won this week’s matchup, but once again like we all know, sometimes we suffer from leaving a guy on the bench and he has an amazing game. Kiss My Heisman defeats Ram I Am: 112-85 |
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