Week 9 Recap - Dana Gretchen

Contributing Writer: Dana Gretchen of Straight Outta Goffton

STRAIGHT OUTTA GOFFTON vs GOLDEN ONE: 107 – 103
Nothing straight about this matchup…. Pretty gay.
  
IT ERTZ WHEN EIFERT vs CHIEF DEFLATER: 98 -74
The chief got Eiferted on and it Ertz.
 
MR CHA-CHING vs LLOYD DOBLER: 123 - 96
Used his CHA-CHING to buy and eat a Peach Dobler.
  
RAM I AM vs KASHYYYK WOOKIES: 128 – 82
When you live a life of mystery, it’s a mystery how you could ever win at fantasy football.
 
PACKING HEAT vs KISS MY HEISMAN: 91 – 50
Packed the HEISMAN and sent it to Elmhurst Place.
 
OBI-JUAN KENOBI vs KLUELESS IN CHICAGO: 91 – 73
Seems to be Klueless everywhere.
 
PS: Sorry guys, I know usually do a much more sophisticated recap, but I traded my writing skillz for a Fantasy Championship, still waiting to hear back, but I think this one’s a real winner.
 
All I can say is there is a strategy in trading, my trades are crappy but it’s just to get a conversation started, if you’re not into trading that’s fine, but if I send a trade for a player, that means, I’m interested in that player and always ready to negotiate, so it’s not a waste of time, if you’re even a tiny bit interested in trading, looking forward to the home stretch!  LET’S GO RAMS!!! Dobler I’ll give you James white for Todd Gurley!?  You know you wanna!