Week 2 Recap

Contributing Writer: Alonzo Beadle of the Golden One
With Brandon Marshall and LeSean McCoy in my line up Thursday and a high scoring game ensuing I was confident that things were looking good... for a Thursday Night. Sunday brought a dose of reality as A.J. took my Green and left me 3! It was rapidly a sad day but not for the Prancin one. His Philip cried ME some Rivers with each touchdown toss. FOUR of them and the rest was easy. 
Golden One vs. Prickly Prancin 85-120

It was a violent struggle as Straight out of Goffton Clubbed Kiss My Heisman. The poor former Champion forgot to knock on Wood and apparently, ran out of "Luck" and scored the second lowest weekly point total. After it was AAAALL over Jonathan Stewart was asked where he was going? He replied, "I'm going to Disneyland" and hobbled away.
Straight Outta Goffton vs. Kiss My Heisman 63-122

In a very regrettable decision the Kashyyk Wookies got waxed by Lloyd Dobler. Brave Arian Foster volunteered to go first and after the initial rip left the office with a groin concern... makes you wonder. Next up was Antonio Brown who quickly changed his mind seeing Arians agony and instead decided to meet up with A.J. Green for 3. Three other member decided to just leave a 5pt tip and refused services.
Kashyyk Wookies vs. Lloyd Dobler 60-123

The most interesting game came when the F TROOP took on 50 Shades. Matt Forte got out of the blocks Thursday and ran all over 50 Shades for 100 yards and 3 TD's. It wasn't looking good early on for Caitlyn's coach "Carlitos". Sunday both teams had Panthers on the prowl for a combined 113 points! It would all came down to MNF. Carlitos was down by 8pts and sent in Jeremy the Looongshot Langford who gained 8pts for 50 Shades and WON it for... wait...wait...waaaait a minute. F TROOP just sent out a league message "did you see that" as the ball squirted out of Longshots hand for -2. F Troop ruled the day! A few days later Pobre Carlitos was asked how it felt to lose such a tough match and manned up and said "I cried like a girl"!
F TROOP Care Bears vs. 50 Shades of Caitlyn 120-118

Ertz when Eifert ripped a big one early on that sent the Heat reeling. After their divisional game was over the Vik's sent Green Bay Packing as Ertz stud Stefon Shafted both the Pack and the Heat and said with a smile "can you Digg it"? There was little hope left as the Heat relied on three guys from Philly who wanted to sing hoping Motown Philly would be back again but didn't realize it was the "End of the Road"...
Packing Heat vs. Ertz when Eifert 109-145

The Force was with Obi-Juan Kenobi on this one as Ram I Am's $170 top draft pick (Right now Dana's saying "you paid how much"?!), Adrian's knee Petered out. The Ram I Am's looked for aid from their bench and decided it's better to plan on next year and grabbed a Single-Malt from the fridge.
Ram I Am vs. Obi-Juan Kenobi 90-123