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Contributing Writer: Dana Gretchen of Straight Outta Goftton Well right on time is the worst recap of the year I know you’ve all been waiting! Well straight outta the gate Straight Outta Goftton got straight up rocked by the Jedi formally known as Obi-Juan Kenobi, really well known for his Aaron Rodgers light saber that will destroy anything in its path 41 times, good to see my team goff up the football right on time! SOG-89 vs OJK-118 Chicago found its way in the 10th inning when Tom Brady tore up the Indians for 37 points! Oh, my bad that’s baseball! Haha wasn’t that a good joke, thought you’d like it, kinda gives you a prickly feeling and makes you want to prance around! Maybe not… PP-103 VS KIC-134 But Lloyd! Petey didn’t even have a head! Harry… I took care of it! GEEZE! Well that’s how much it must of ertz for the Eifert tower who’s been dominating this year! So sweet watching Amari Cooper catch all those TDs, too bad they were coming from the enemy known as the Lloyd Dobler, CAAN YOU DIGG IIIIT! EWE-118 vs LD-132 Too much shade for a Wookie to find any sun? Seemed to be the case Sunday when Caitlyn was in 50 places at once and Han solo was nowhere to be found! His bastard son stabbed him! Dang that sucked, anyway, not enough Kash to buy off Theo Riddick and his homie Allen Hurns, maybe not showing up to league party still costing him? Just wonder… KW-66 vs 50SOC-102 As the Ram that I Am! It was hard to watch as he stood there waiting for his team to arrive, oh ya he’s still standing there, seriously! He’s like where the hell is my team! Then these giant donuts started rolling down the street, one of them spoke as it rolled by and said “Hey don’t you play in the powder puff league!?” He proceeded to drink many IPAs and took a bath. Sorry Viju just playing J haha RIA-91 vs PBD-94 It’s truly a Dawgy Dawg world these days in Cleveland, I mean come on you were right there! All you had to do is hold off chapman and his tired arm, how hard is that! Oh, whoops that’s baseball again, really playing that theme as it seems appropriate, almost as appropriate as a round of applause for the new owner of JAY AJAYI! What a find! Too bad you had to say BYE, not many were going to beat the GOLD ONE as his team rolled. But they’ll probably run out of steam for next week as you goff up blood from MEJ CDP-88 vs GO-124 Like I said you were all waiting for this, so here it is! Viju will you send this to your work? I’m sure they’d hate meJ, been a crazy year so far with injuries, busts, and sleepers that woke up or stayed asleep, looking forward to the home stretch, thanks again for reading and sorry for wasting your time. This guy is for real! 
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